| 1 |
When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that
everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should
only i suffer!!! |
| 2 |
When
I was born Devil said...Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..&
When u were born devil said ...Oh Shit!!!!Competition...!!!
. |
| 3 |
Fill in the blank...Im ur .....friend- a)-Cute b)-Sweet
c)-Loving d)-Boy/Girl e)-Best of all Reply is a must...
|
| 4 |
Do
U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets,
L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats why boys
go to college regularly.... |
| 5 |
Who
said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or
No... 1.-----I dont have brain... 2.-----I dont have
sence... 3.-----I am stupid.... |
| 6 |
If
ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round....Ur
heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE? na Munna
na its called high B/P... |
| 7 |
what
happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u but i got
this msg: welcome 2 D jungle network,D monkey u r tring
2 call is on tree plz try later. |
| 8 |
First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then
the suffering |
| 9 |
Last
night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars,
the moon and the sky...then i thought where the fuck is
my roof |
| 10 |
Birdy
birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don't worry
I don't cry, I'm just happy that cows can't fly! |
