| 11 |
If your a Vegetarian to be nice to animals, why are
you eating there food |
| 12 |
I'm
a killer, i kill people for money, but you are my friend
I KILL YOU FOR FREE !! |
| 13 |
The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass &
flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t
it rain on you? |
| 14 |
i
want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry
i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look
down & den... i lauf again |
| 15 |
girls
are like phones. we like to be held and talked too-
but if u press the wrong button u'll be disconnected! |
| 16 |
MEN-opause
MEN-strual pain MEN-tal illness GUY-necologist HIS-terectomy
EVER NOTICED HOW WOMENS PROBLEMS START WITH MEN?? |
| 17 |
This
cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat
a cat idiot cat buzy cat for cat 20 cat seconds cat!
NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYIN CAT!
|
| 18 |
><(((:>
I send dis fish as a sign of friendship Plz take care
of it & keep it in mobile & daily put ur mobile
in water so tat fish wont DIE:-) |
| 19 |
At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5
million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r
sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on |
| 20 |
Its been a rough day.I got up this morning,put on a shirt
N a button fell off.I picked up my briefcase N the handle
came off.I'm afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom |
