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One
day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each
other by using Pigeon instead of mobile. The very
next day pigeon reached raja without any message.
He angried and called to rani.She told stupid "This
was a missed call" By Zunera
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| 22 |
terrorists
have kidnapped our lecturers... and demanded aransom
of 500000 rs or else they will burn them with kerosene...
plz donate. i have donated 15 litres.
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| 23 |
Dear
user,your wife can become mother without your struggle!Just
SMS 'CHILD' or call customer care at 9890****** &
be a tension-free DAD!
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| 24 |
A
couple wanted katna(Circumcision)of their son,but
they dont know proper word to print,so they printed
the wording :THE CUTTING CEREMONY OF FUCKING INSTRUMENTS.
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| 25 |
Husband
sitting near to his wife n she was driving,Husband:please
slow down the speed of car.Wife:No ;please. No; please
NopleaseNopls..Husband:the Newspaper ill publish ur
correct Age 55 in case of axident; Ohh KHkhkhkhkhkh...
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| 26 |
Why
do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?....
It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands
b4 the fight begins |
| 27 |
girl
friends are like mobile phone, whenever you want happiness
just check inbox, whenever u want to cry check out
box, and whenever u want to enjoyment just plug in
your charger and enjoy
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| 28 |
Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE satys No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever |
| 29 |
PRINCIPAL :Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first
time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI :Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu |
| 30 |
MAMU :Oye, maar gayea yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath
saath aa rehla hain.
MAMU KA DOST :Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha |
