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MAMU :Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise
nikal aya?
GIRL :Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise
bol pada?
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| 32 |
Hay Baby ;) Atom Bomb:
An invention to end all inventions |
| 33 |
Marriage:
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor
degree and a woman gains her master
|
| 34 |
Love affairs:Something like cricket,
where one-day internationals are more popular than a
five-day test |
| 35 |
Pappu,
while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write
for mother
tongue.?
Santa: Very long
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| 36 |
In
a class, teacher asked: If I buy an item@ 12.75 n sell@15.25,
it's loss or profit? student: Profit in rupees &
loss in paise |
| 37 |
Promise
me we are true friends I am lamp you are light I am
Coke you are Sprite I am Sawan you are badal I am
Normal you are Pagal I am Water you are...
|
| 38 |
If someone says u r ugly, its ok, if someone says u r
stupid, its ok, if someone says u r genious slap him as
tight as you can n say there is a limit of... |
| 39 |
hey i saw u in TV... how smart u r ... how sweet u r ...
how lovely u r ... but i dont know y u r comilg only in
animal planet chanel... |
| 40 |
LOng Time Ago.... Only idiots used.... to read my SMS
And Today, The history continues... |
