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if u want the latest MERCEDEZ BENZ on very easy installment
of ten years with out downpayment and interest then
log on to WWW.APNI_AUQAT_MAIN_RAHO.COM
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| 52 |
My girl and me, we are so perfect, she loves me, and I
love myself too... |
| 53 |
A chicken sandwidch walked into the bar, ordered some
food and beer. The bartender says: "Sorry, we don't
serve food here". |
| 54 |
Heart beat are countless, spirits are ageless, dreams
r endless, memories are timeless and a friend like u
is Useless. Oops! Sorry Yaar, Priceless
|
| 55 |
When
u feel sad.... To cheer up just go to the mirror and
say, "damn I am really so cute" u will overcome
your sadness...
|
| 56 |
Don't
marry & make a woman happy. In fact remain a bachelor
& make several women happy. |
| 57 |
Don't
marry & make a woman happy. In fact remain a bachelor
& make several women happy.
|
| 58 |
If you are in tension, If nothing seems right, If u find
no way out, Then just think of me only once, I will be
always there to INCREASE your tensions |
| 59 |
Different Phases of a man: After engagement: Superman
After Marriage: Gentleman After 10 years: Watchman After
20 years: Doberman |
| 60 |
THIS IS A HISTORICAL MSG READ CAREFULLY..... . In the
year 1796 . / . myself . / . u . / my frnds . . ur frnds
. ... |
