| 71 |
An old rich man marries a young gal. Interviewer asks
the girl: Apne inmein shaadi ke liye kya dekha? Girl:
Ek to inki income aur doosre inke din kum. |
| 72 |
Friendship
is not a game to play, It is not a word to say, It doesn't
start on March and ends on May, It is tomorrow, yesterday,
today and everyday.
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| 73 |
Height
of Challenge: a guy left whole answer sheet blank
in an exam....&wrote this on the last Page: "agar
apnay bap ki Aulad hey to pass kar ke dekha "
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| 74 |
Talking
once with a genius is equal to the knowledge of reading
books for one month' is a Chinese proverb. So, feel
free to contact me any time. Good Morning
|
| 75 |
to
cheer up just go to the mirror and say'' damn i m
so cute'' u will overcome ur sadness. but dont make
this habbit coz liars go to hell
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| 76 |
i
love u i love u i love u i love u dont get excited i
also love v,w,x,y,z |
| 77 |
3+3=8
kasay hua??? bataooo
bataooo bataooo
thora sa brain use karoo........
nahi maloom..
now stop using ur mind.
main bataoon..
"GALTI SE"
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| 78 |
Maine
kaha "Dil Ruba"
Usne kaha balance bhijwa
Maine kaha "Paise Nahi"
Usne kaha "Kaise nahi"
Maine kaha "Mehangai Hai"
Usne kaha "Ja aaj se tu mera bhai ha.
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